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…if you fall into a vat of them from your apartment:

A Ukrainian woman survived a 100ft plunge from her ninth floor flat – into a giant vat of grapes.

Ludmilla Vasko, 29, fell from the balcony of her apartment in Uzhgorod but plummeted straight into the grapes, harvested from the vineyard below.

A police spokesman explained: “She was still sitting in the vat of squashed grapes when we got there. She was very shocked.

“But doctors examined her and said she was absolutely fine apart from the shock. The grapes cushioned her fall.

“She saved the winemakers a bit of work as well in the process because she crushed most of the grapes when she landed on them.”